DD Track Burn

"ImmoralMinority" (araimondo) 10/20/2018 at 21:56 • Filed to: None

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I must bring balance to Oppo, K-Roll. Light cannot exist without the darkness.

Forrest > ImmoralMinority 10/20/2018 at 22:04

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Take the Escort to the track and burn it there

Drive the hardtop cavalier and then light it on fire

Burn the convertible cavalier too

smobgirl > ImmoralMinority 10/20/2018 at 22:06

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I’ll walk, thanks.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > ImmoralMinority 10/20/2018 at 22:12

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What no Geo?

Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > ImmoralMinority 10/20/2018 at 22:14

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RallyX the Cavalier

LeMons the Escort

LeMons Concors the Sunfire vert

interstate366, now In The Industry > ImmoralMinority 10/20/2018 at 22:16

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DD Escort

Track Cavalier in yoga pants

Burn regular Cavalier

WilliamsSW > ImmoralMinority 10/20/2018 at 22:18

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Pile them all on top of one another and have a nice toasty bonfire.

I’ll bring Graham crackers, marshmallows and chocolate. It’ll be fun. 

Quadradeuce > ImmoralMinority 10/20/2018 at 22:18

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You know what? The Sunfire was a hot car at the time. At least it wasn’t boring like most economy cars.

(I may have had a few drinks tonight)

daender > ImmoralMinority 10/20/2018 at 22:19

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DD Pontiac: it’s Radwood eligible. Supercharged Ecotec-swap for shenangians.

Track: Cavalier if it’s a coupe. If it’s a sedan, then I’m entering it in LeMons or a demolition derby. Either way, JGTC bodykit for shenanigans.

Burn: Ford Escort because not a good-looking hatchback like the boxy generation that preceded it.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > ImmoralMinority 10/20/2018 at 22:19

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That’s not fair. Two of those are the same car. Swap the Sunfire for a Neon or Saturn if you want balance.

pip bip - choose Corrour > ImmoralMinority 10/20/2018 at 22:20

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I’d burn pic 1 & 3

Dd/track the one in pic 2 but only if manual

If auto burn it too 

wafflesnfalafel > ImmoralMinority 10/20/2018 at 22:21

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D onate all three to Salvation Army, (they will make serviceable transportation for somebody in need.)   The Escort is probably the better of the three due to the Mazda influence...

My X-type is too a real Jaguar > Quadradeuce 10/20/2018 at 22:24

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You are right although my 97  Saturn Coupe had better build quality and was quicker than my buddies 96 Sunfire. 

interstate366, now In The Industry > Quadradeuce 10/20/2018 at 22:25

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I refer to it as a Cavalier in yoga pants.

RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars > ImmoralMinority 10/20/2018 at 22:26

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Can I just take the Escort and burn the Cavaliers....?

Fun fact, the summer rims on my Accent are from a ‘98 Ford Escort, but with custom bla ck ABS 3D-printed Hyundai center caps! :P

Spamfeller Loves Nazi Clicks > ImmoralMinority 10/20/2018 at 22:35

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Posting any J-body is grounds for revocation of your Jalop card.

I expect the Escort in my driveway no later than tomorrow.

CompactLuxuryFan > ImmoralMinority 10/20/2018 at 22:44

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DD the Escort, track the Cavalier, and the only thing keeping you from ending it all is the memory of Charlize Theron hopping in an odentical car and gunning it in Mighty Joe Young. 

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > ImmoralMinority 10/20/2018 at 23:07

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Oof that’s a hard one.

DD the Pontiac but I’ll have to move south.

Track the Furd because at least there are the SVT upgrades.

Burn Chevy Chase. That’s what my Wife’s was named.

shop-teacher > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) 10/20/2018 at 23:29

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This is the real answer.

boxrocket > ImmoralMinority 10/20/2018 at 23:38

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Daily & track the Escort.

Burn the j-bodies.

boxrocket > ImmoralMinority 10/20/2018 at 23:39

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Also: No Neon/Shadow/something-small-and-Mopar?

ITA97, now with more Jag @ opposite-lock.com > ImmoralMinority 10/21/2018 at 00:21

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I want to say this doesn’t meet the elements , as the first two cars are really the same car, but I’ll play. Track the bottom thing, drive the caviler, and burn the s unbird, because driving a caviler should be punishment enough. No need to add public humiliation. Although , there might be a better  argument for burning the caviler and driving the sunbird, on the theory of no half-measures. If you’re going to caviler, you may as well go full sunbird convertible and own it like a king.

SmugAardvark > ImmoralMinority 10/21/2018 at 03:46

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Daily the Sunfire to feel the wind in my beard , track the Cavalier (because the car I drove when I got into autocross and HPDE’s was a white 1997 Cavalier and actually looped it at Sebring ), and burn the...what is that...an Escort?

Funny enough, I actually did nearly burn an Escort at one point. They aren’t great backwoods rally cars. Well, not great at jumping small creeks.